so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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