i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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