you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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