dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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