Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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