Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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