Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
