suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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