This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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