i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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