Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
