We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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