Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
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