I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We are two peas in an std pod
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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