2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Floor bacon is actually really good
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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