About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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