: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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