69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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