Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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