We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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