Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I need moral support for this bender
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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