Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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