We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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