So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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