I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
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So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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