Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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