But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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