mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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