Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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