is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It was confusing and full of hummus
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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