I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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