Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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