I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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