Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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