just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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