I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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