stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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