talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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