so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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