Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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