Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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