Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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