I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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