Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
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This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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