She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
