Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Someone signed my nipple.
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