Well apparently he's into motor boating.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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