Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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