4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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