so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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