Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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