He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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