Nicole vs. Life
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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