I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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I need you to use more vowels.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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