Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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