Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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